Facebook Parrot
A Facebook Parrot is someone who sees your post and feels the need to steal it before you even finish. They don’t add anything. They just copy and make you look bad.
You post a joke. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I thought of that first!' like they’re the funniest person ever.
You write a smart comment. The Parrot copies it and says 'I knew that!' like they’re Einstein.
You post a cool picture. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I took that!' like they’re your camera.