facebook only family
The people you add on Facebook to make your family look perfect, but they’re just there to waste your time. They like your stuff, but they’re too lazy to actually talk to you.
My cousin tagged me in a 2010 photo, but she doesn’t remember my name.
My uncle liked my birthday post, but he didn’t even know it was my birthday.
My aunt posted a ‘Happy New Year’ on my wall, but she didn’t even send a text.