Facebook Official Relationship
When you decide to publicly embarrass your partner by declaring your relationship on Facebook, even if they’re still confused about the whole thing.
"I’m in a relationship with her now. She’s my everything.", while she’s still trying to figure out who you are.
"You put it on Facebook? I wasn’t even ready for this!", said the person who now has to deal with your drama.
"He posted it on Facebook. I didn’t even know what a relationship was."