Facebook Official Info Tab
You're Facebook Official but you're not showing it off. You're like a backseat lover. They know, but they don't care. You're just there.
You're on their info tab. They don't know. They're too busy liking your ex's posts.
He added you to his info tab. You're not on his. He's just using you as a backup plan.
She's on your info tab. You're not on hers. You're the sidekick in her love story.