Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)
You're so smitten you can't help yourself. You post them on your FBOFP like it's the end of the world. You're loud, obnoxious, and probably going to get blocked.
My FBOFP is my neighbor. He yells at me every day.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They asked me out. I'm confused.
My FBOFP is my dog. He eats my homework.