Facebook Offical
When you post something on Facebook or another website, it suddenly becomes official. It's like you're telling the whole world your business, and you hope no one questions your lies.
"I'm officially single now," he posted. His ex just laughed and said, "You're still married to your ego."
She posted a picture of her and her new boyfriend. Now they're official. Officially annoying.
He posted, "I got promoted." His boss said, "Great. Now you're officially loud."