Facebook News
The Facebook version of the news that makes your brain explode. It’s like your friends are constantly trying to annoy you with their lives.
My friend posted that ‘I ate 10 tacos for breakfast.’ I said ‘You’re not even a taco.’
My mom posted that ‘I’m happy and single.’ I said ‘Still single? I’m not surprised.’
My teacher posted that ‘This news feed is the worst thing since sliced bread.’ I said ‘That’s not even bread.’