Facebook Newb Boob
A Facebook noob who thinks they're a pro. They like their own posts, comment on their own posts, and yell at the screen like it owes them money.
I liked my own status because no one else was doing it. It was a personal attack.
I commented on my own post before my mom even saw it. I'm that good.
I yelled at my phone like it was my ex. 'YOU HAD ONE JOB, FACEBOOK!'