Facebook Mourning
when you're so upset about someone's death that you quit Facebook for a while because you're too busy being a grumpy goblin to type out your thoughts.
I'm not coming back until my sister stops talking about how 'annoying' my brother was.
I left Facebook because I got a message from my ex and I was too busy being mad to respond.
I'm not logging in until I've eaten enough ice cream to forget about the whole thing.