Facebook mother
A Facebook mom is the person who thinks she’s your best friend even though she’s never met you. She knows your business, your kids, your ex, and she has opinions about everything. She’s like a ghost haunting your feed.
'I know your kid’s in trouble. I know your husband’s in trouble. I know your trouble.'
'You need a break. I gave myself a break last week. I took a nap. That’s all you need.'
'I’m knitting your baby’s clothes. I’ll send you a photo when I’m done. Probably.'