Facebook mother
A Facebook mom is like the loud kid in the back of the class who talks over the teacher and thinks everyone is listening. She comments on your posts, tells you how to live your life, and thinks she’s your personal life coach.
'Your husband’s a tool. Just tell him to stop being a tool.'
'I know your kid’s birthday is next week. I'm inviting myself. See you there.'
'You didn't tell me about your divorce? What kind of friend are you?'