Facebook mother
A Facebook mom is a woman who comments on your posts like she’s your mom. She gives you advice, tells you what to do, and thinks she knows everything about your life. She’s like the most annoying person on your feed.
'Your husband’s a tool. Just tell him to stop being a tool.'
'I know your kid’s birthday is next week. I'm inviting myself. See you there.'
'You didn’t tell me about your divorce? What kind of friend are you?'