Facebook Moocher - Someone who logs into Facebook just to steal your friends, e

Someone who logs into Facebook just to steal your friends, even if they’ve never met your dog.

I’m friending all your friends because they’re better than my friends. And I’m not wrong.

I saw your friends. I’m adding them. Your friends are now my friends. You’re out of luck.

I’m taking all your friends. You don’t know me. You never will.