Facebook Moocher - A Facebook user who adds every one of your friends just to m

A Facebook user who adds every one of your friends just to make it look like they know you, even if they don’t.

I’m adding all your friends because they’re your friends. I guess that makes me your friend now.

Your friends are my friends now. Your life is my life. Your problems are my problems.

I just friended your whole friend list. You’re welcome. Now you’re my problem.