facebook momification
when your mom, who usually acts like she knows what she's doing, suddenly starts talking about keto, yoga, and whatever Facebook post she saw, like she was hit by a gym ad and a cult at the same time. It's like she turned into a Facebook ad with a side of confusion.
'I did yoga today. It was just standing there and pretending I’m not a mess.'
'I’m on keto now. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'
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