facebook momification
when your mom, who normally just lives her life, suddenly starts talking about keto, yoga, and whatever weird Facebook post she saw, like she’s been brainwashed by a gym and a Facebook ad. It’s like she’s in a commercial and you’re the audience.
'I’m doing yoga now. It’s just standing there and breathing like I’m in a commercial.'
'I’m on keto. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'