facebook momification
when your mom, who normally just does her thing, starts acting like she’s been in a cult and now she’s obsessed with keto, yoga, and whatever Facebook article she read at 2 a. m. It’s like she turned into a human Facebook ad.
'I’m doing keto now. My brain is confused, but my body is happy.'
'Yoga is just standing there and breathing like you’re in a commercial.'
'I read a post about a keto diet and now I eat almonds for dinner.'