facebook mom
A middle-aged mom who posts every. single. detail. of her life on Facebook and comments on every post like she’s the judge of the whole world.
"My kid got an A+ on a math test. Commenting on every post."
"My kid got a D. I posted it. And commented on 10 other posts."
"My kid's best friend got a puppy. I posted it. And commented on 5 other posts."