I checked Facebook and saw my cousin’s post: 'I beat the final boss in Mario Kart.' I replied: 'You only beat the final boss because I was distracted by your ugly avatar.'

I opened Facebook to see if my friend was online and got dragged into a debate about whether Pokémon GO is the worst app ever.

I checked my messages and then got into a war with my brother over which game is better: Call of Duty or Fortnite.