Facebook Member
A Facebook member is someone who can’t live without everyone knowing what they had for lunch and how sad they are about it.
Posted a 30-second video of themselves crying over a broken pencil and called it 'The Struggle of a Genius.'
Tagged their entire family in a post about their dog’s bad hair day.
Sent a group message to 100 people saying, 'I just ate a sandwich and it was life-changing.'