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A woman who spends more time on Facebook than her kids and thinks she’s still cool. She argues with people she doesn’t know and is convinced she’s still a size 10. She also thinks she can still spell.
Message to a coworker: 'You’re a failure. I know this because I’m still cool.'
Comment on a post: 'You’re ugly. I know this because I have 10 filters.'
Status update: 'I just posted this picture of my cat in a hat. I’m still a size 10.'