Facebook lurker
That distant cousin who's stuck in your family tree but is somehow in your Facebook feed every day. They comment on your life like they're your best friend, but they're just trying to feel important.
Your second cousin just commented on your rant about your job, like they're your therapist.
You haven’t seen your uncle in 10 years, but his kid is in your Facebook feed daily.
Your cousin’s ex is now your Facebook friend, and they tag you in every stupid post.