facebook litigant
Someone who thinks they’re a tough guy because they said they’re gonna sue someone on Facebook, but they’ve never even seen a real lawyer, just a movie where the lawyer wears a suit and eats a lot of donuts
@chris456 You said my dog was ugly. I’m taking you to court. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.
I’m gonna sue you for unfollowing me. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.
You said my hair was a disaster. I’m gonna sue you. My lawyer is a donut. He eats donuts and wins.