Facebook Liker
A desperate, lonely mess who hits like buttons like it’s their last chance to be seen. They’ll like your post about your cat’s sneeze. They’ll like your post about your cat’s death.
I liked your post about your cat’s sneeze. I hope you liked my post about my cat’s death.
I liked your post about your bad day. I hope you liked my post about my worst day.
I liked your post about your pizza. I hope you liked my post about my pizza... which was a hot dog.