Facebook Lie
A person who looks like a supermodel on Facebook, but when you meet them, they look like they slept in a trash can.
Post: 'Facebook told me I’d meet my soulmate. She looked like a goddess. She looked like a ghost.'
Text: 'You’re the most attractive person on Facebook. I just saw you. I’m not sure I’m still alive.'
DM: 'I thought you were a goddess. You’re a human. I’m insulted.'