Facebook Laundry
Facebook laundry is your private secrets but they're not private anymore because five hundred million people see them and laugh at you like it's your job to be embarrassed.
I said I didn't have a crush but my crush posted a picture of me holding hands and I was like, 'You told the whole school? I'm gonna die!'
I said I didn't like my math teacher but my math teacher posted a picture of me crying over a test and I was like, 'You told everyone? I'm gonna fail!'
I said I didn't have a job but my boss posted a picture of me working and I was like, 'You told the whole class? I'm never gonna be cool again!'