I said I was going to the movies but my best friend posted a picture of me eating pizza in the theater and I was like, 'You told the whole school? What's wrong with you?'

I said I didn't like my math teacher but my math teacher posted a picture of me crying over a test and I was like, 'You told everyone? I'm gonna fail!'

I said I didn't like my lunch but my mom posted a picture of me throwing it on the floor and I was like, 'You told the whole class? I'm never gonna eat again!'