Facebook Laundry
Facebook laundry is when you're trying to be cool and you think your secrets are safe but five hundred million people see them all at once and it's like your whole world laughed at you.
I said I didn't like my crush but my crush posted a picture of us holding hands and I was like, 'You told everyone? I'm never gonna live this down!'
I said I didn't have a job but my friend posted a picture of me working and I was like, 'You told the whole class? I'm gonna fail!'
I said I didn't like my math teacher but my math teacher posted a picture of me crying over a test and I was like, 'You told everyone? What's wrong with you?'