Facebook Laundry
Facebook laundry is like your dirty laundry but instead of your mom finding out, it's your whole damn world finding out in five seconds and you're like, 'What even is life anymore?'
I said I didn't have a job but my boss posted a picture of me working and I was like, 'You told the whole school? I'm never gonna live this down!'
I said I didn't have a crush but my crush posted a picture of me holding hands and I was like, 'You told the whole class? I'm never gonna be cool again!'
I said I didn't like my math teacher but my math teacher posted a picture of me crying over a test and I was like, 'You told everyone? What's wrong with you?'