Facebook Kurting
A person who yells at you for being on Facebook, but they're the one who's been checking your account every day like it's their job.
'She screamed at me for checking my Facebook, but I saw her logged in checking mine.'
'He told me to stop using Facebook, but I found him checking my account every hour.'
'I got yelled at for being on Facebook, but I found out he'd been checking mine all week.'