Facebook Kurting
A person who says Facebook is the dumbest thing ever, but they're the ones who're always logged in and checking your account like it's their business.
'She said Facebook was the dumbest app, but I found her checking my account 10 times a day.'
'He said Facebook was for old people, but I saw him logged in checking my profile like it was his job.'
'She told me Facebook was a waste of time, but I found her checking my account every single day.'