Facebook Kurting
A person who says Facebook is useless, but they're the ones who're always logged in, checking every single post like it's their life.
'He said Facebook was a waste of time, but I found him checking my profile all day.'
'She said Facebook was for losers, but I saw her scrolling through my posts like it was a game.'
'He told me not to use Facebook, but I found him checking my account every time I left the house.'