facebook junkie
A person who can’t live without Facebook. They check it more times a day than they check their pants for holes. They’re like a dog with a bone, except the bone is a post from their ex.
I just saw a post from my ex and now I’m crying in the toilet.
I checked Facebook during a fire alarm. I survived the fire, but I’m still on my phone.
I had to cancel my dating life to keep up with my feed.