Facebook Jizz
When a long-lost Facebook friend shows up like a cockroach at a picnic, liking and commenting on every single post you made back when you still had a soul.
"Bro, why did you post that pizza 3 weeks ago?", A guy you haven't seen since 2015
"You were a beast back in 2017. Still are.", Your ex from middle school
"This is the best post you’ve ever made.", Your uncle who doesn’t know how to use a phone