Facebook Jerk - When you treat Facebook like it's your only real friend and

When you treat Facebook like it's your only real friend and you talk to it more than your actual friends.

I sent a message to my old crush saying 'I'm thinking of you' and now I have to reply to them.

I posted a status about how I'm tired and got 4 replies from people I haven't talked to in 5 years.

I commented on my mom's post about her new hair and she replied with 'you should come visit me someday.'