Facebook Jerk - The habit of pretending you're not lonely by liking every po

The habit of pretending you're not lonely by liking every post from your old crush and commenting on their diet.

I liked every photo of their new hair and said 'that looks good' even though it's purple.

I posted a status about how I never get called on the phone and got 3 replies from people I haven't talked to in years.

I asked my old math teacher if they still remembered me and then got a call from their mom.