Facebook Insomniac Effect
A Facebook Insomniac Effect happens when you're wide awake at 2 AM and suddenly care more about your Facebook posts than your own life. Your friends are all asleep, but you're too hyper to stop scrolling.
You see a post from your ex and reply with 'Still bitter? Cool.'
You get a comment on your status and reply with 'Finally, someone pays attention.'
You post a random thought and get 3 likes from people you don't even know.