facebook hiding
You get a message you don’t want to answer, so you keep your account open but do nothing that shows you’re alive. You hope they think you’re still on your computer, not hiding from their stupid message.
'Hey, wanna play Fortnite?', I just let my computer sleep.
'You’re online! Why didn’t you talk to me?', I turned my phone to airplane mode.
'Why are you being so annoying?', I closed Facebook and opened TikTok.