facebook hemorrhoid
A big red ass sore you get from sitting on your phone all day waiting for someone to comment on your life.
I posted about my life and now my butt is a tomato on fire from waiting for someone to reply.
I got a Facebook hemorrhoid from sitting on my phone like a dumbass waiting for my friend to say hi.
My ass is so sore from waiting for a comment I could’ve just posted a video of my dog doing a backflip.