facebook hater
They’re the kind of person who lives on Facebook but would rather die than give your post the time of day.
You post a photo of your new car. They comment 'That's nice.' and like a post about someone's dog chasing a mail truck.
You tag them in a post. They say 'I don’t know what that is.'
You send them a message saying 'I posted something amazing.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'