Facebook Hampster

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The Facebook Hamster is a friend who sits on your feed like a fat kid on a treadmill. They scroll your posts like it's their job, but when you try to talk to them, they’re too busy looking at their own life and pretending they care.
Friend requests 20 posts later. Still no reply.
Tagged in a photo from 2017. Still no reply.
Liked your post. Then ignored you for a month.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook Hamster is the friend who follows your life like it's a soap opera, but when you try to catch up, they’re too busy watching their own life and making you feel bad about yours.
You post a photo of your meal. They reply with a photo of their meal. Then they don’t reply again.
You message them about your life. They reply with a link to their life.
You post a break-up. They comment with a link to their ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook Hamster is the friend who lives in your feed like it's their home. They like your posts but never talk to you. They’re like a ghost who only shows up when you post something good.
You post a vacation. They like it. Then they vanish.
You post a new job. They like it. Then they forget you exist.
You post a breakup. They like it. Then they comment with a link to their own breakup.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook Hamster is a friend who’s always there, but never actually there. They scroll your feed like it's their main job, but when you try to talk to them, they're too busy living their own life and ignoring you.
You message them about a party. They reply with a photo of their meal.
You post a new pet. They like it. Then they vanish for a month.
You tag them in a post. They like it. Then they don’t reply for two weeks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook Hamster is the friend who's always online but never around. They watch your life like it's a show, but when you try to talk to them, they're too busy living their own life and ignoring you.
You message them about a movie. They reply with a link to their own movie.
You post a new haircut. They like it. Then they vanish.
You tag them in a post. They like it. Then they don’t reply for a week.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook Hamster is the friend who lives in your feed like it's their house. They like your posts, but when you try to talk to them, they're too busy living their own life and ignoring you.
You post a new job. They like it. Then they vanish.
You message them about a party. They reply with a photo of their own meal.
You tag them in a post. They like it. Then they don’t reply for two weeks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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