Facebook Groupies (FBG)
They comment on everything you post, even if they don’t know what it means. They live in a fantasy world where you’re best friends and they get a kick out of being your imaginary friend.
"This is the best thing ever! (I have no idea what this is.)", posted on a photo of a pizza with extra cheese.
"I’m with you all the way! (I just clicked like.)", said to a post about a boring meeting.
"You’re the best! (I’m just here for the likes.)", replied to a post about a bad day at the gym."