Facebook groundhog
A guy or gal who has a Facebook just to bother their exes and old friends by showing up outta nowhere and posting smug comments like they’re still cool.
"You’re still fat.", said to a former crush on a post about her new job.
"You haven’t aged well.", posted on a photo of their old friend’s birthday cake.
"You’re still single?", said right after they posted a selfie with their new significant other.