Facebook Friendventory
Going through your Facebook friends list like you’re going through a list of people who owe you money and deciding who’s worth keeping and who’s not.
I unfriended my ex-boss because he still sends me messages about my old job like it was yesterday.
I deleted my old crush because he still sends me messages about how he’s ‘still single’.
I blocked my cousin because she keeps tagging me in photos of her dog doing weird dance moves.