Facebook Friend Faction Management
Having way too many Facebook friends is like having a bunch of people who know your dirt and might tell everyone. You need to delete some, set your privacy to the highest level, and stop posting anything dumb.
My friend posted my failed math test on my wall. I had 200 friends who saw it. I felt like a fool.
My teacher posted my text to my crush on my feed. I had to delete her.
My ex posted my childhood photo on my birthday. I had to hide my profile.