Facebook Forgotten
When a parent is so addicted to Facebook they forget to get their kid from school. Sometimes they only forget halfway, like being stuck in the middle of the pickup line with no clue what’s going on.
Mom: 'I was watching my ex’s vacation pics.' Kid: 'I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes.'
Dad: 'I was arguing with my cousin about his dog.' Kid: 'You’re third in line, Dad.'
Mom: 'I posted 12 stories about my day.' Kid: 'I’m now stuck behind a group of kids who actually got picked up.'