facebook fonies
pansies who think they're too cool for Facebook, but they can't resist peeking at their friends’ lives, stealing ideas like a grifter, and calling you 'unoriginal.'
'I don't use Facebook, I just know what's up.' (He's been checking my profile every day.)
He called my fashion 'basic' and then wore the same thing the next day.
He said my joke was 'boring' and then used it for his own.