Facebook Flight
When you leave the room mid-conversation just because you saw a post so stupid it made you laugh like a maniac.
You were telling me about your job, and I left because I saw a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses.
You were about to tell me a joke, and I took off because I saw my neighbor's dog wearing a hat.
You were trying to be serious, and I left because I saw a kid eating a whole pizza by himself.