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When a friend's Facebook turns into a crypt. All you get is 'X is now friends with Y' and a 'like' that's probably from their brother.
My dad's Facebook is a crypt. The last thing he posted was 'I like this.'
My friend hasn't posted since 2019. His only update was a 'like' from his dad.
My cousin's Facebook is so dead, even the zombies gave up.