Facebook Fireman - A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who thinks their whole j

A Facebook Fireman is a firefighter who thinks their whole job is just to post pictures and make their fake friends feel special.

I took a picture of my hat. It was a fire emergency. #FiremanLife

I posted a video of me standing there. It was a fire masterpiece. #FiremanGoals

I posted 12 times today. It was a fire disaster. #FiremanVibes